(While sitting at the dinner table, watching "Happy Feet", a movie about penguins...)
Connor: Do Daddy penguins lay eggs?
Mommy: No, but they sit with the eggs until they hatch.
Connor: Daddy, did you sit on us until we were hatched?
Mommy: No...you were born, not hatched.
Me: Besides, I would have squished you.
Connor (looking at my chair): No, Daddy, you butt's not that big. It still fits on the chair!!
Mommy: [spit take]
Me: Uh...thanks?!?!?
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